WHAT I DON’T DO
Make your life difficult! I started my career as an editor, so I know what it’s like to be you – and what you need to stay sane when working with freelancers. Forget handholding. I don’t require it. Just assign the project and let me do the rest. You’re hiring a pro so look for carefully crafted, meticulously reported (yes, I transcribe all my interviews), fact-checked and insightful work that hits all the marks. I do it on time, on budget and in the word count range you’re looking for. Zero hassle.
(And I’ll give you something that reads like an actual human person wrote it. Pinky swear.)
SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE
By the way, if you’re looking for someone who writes “utilize” instead of “use,” or “endeavor” instead of “try,” I’m probably not the one for you. But if you break into hives whenever you see confusing jargon, baffling acronyms and bland, listless sentences, we’re going to get along fine. I just know it.